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-=[ Mordred ]=- · 02-06-03, 03:42 PM

At 85 years of age, Morris marries Lou Anne. A lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding she and Morris should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new, but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed, and the expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough, the knock comes; the door opens and there is Morris, her 85 year old groom, ready for "action."
They "unite as one." All goes well; Morris takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Morris. Again, he is ready for "action."
Somewhat surprised, but nonetheless willing, Lou Anne consents to more "conjugal bliss." When the love-birds are done, Morris kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but Morris is back again, rapping on the door, as fresh as a 25-year old. ready for more passion. Once again, they enjoy one another.
But as Morris prepares to leave again, his young bride says to him: "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Morris."
Morris, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says: "You mean I was here already?"

Token Bypass · 02-06-03, 03:46 PM

(ROFL)

**AlphaAlien** · 02-06-03, 04:02 PM

**peteross** · 02-06-03, 05:11 PM

(woot)

***Michael*** · 02-06-03, 05:14 PM

**phantomAI** · 02-06-03, 05:15 PM

Hawk999 · 02-06-03, 05:20 PM

See? Having a bad memory *can* be a good thing!

**Predator** · 02-06-03, 05:22 PM

-=[ Mordred ]=- · 02-06-03, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hawk999
See? Having a bad memory *can* be a good thing!

what?! I have bad memory... (dunno)

**Sufian** · 02-06-03, 08:21 PM

02-06-03, 03:42 PM	#1
-=[ Mordred ]=- I know why you hate yourself I'm a New Guy Join Date: Wed Dec 1969 Location: Right behind you Posts: 93	Age Difference At 85 years of age, Morris marries Lou Anne. A lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding she and Morris should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new, but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together. After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed, and the expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough, the knock comes; the door opens and there is Morris, her 85 year old groom, ready for "action." They "unite as one." All goes well; Morris takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep. After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Morris. Again, he is ready for "action." Somewhat surprised, but nonetheless willing, Lou Anne consents to more "conjugal bliss." When the love-birds are done, Morris kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves. She is set to go to sleep again, but Morris is back again, rapping on the door, as fresh as a 25-year old. ready for more passion. Once again, they enjoy one another. But as Morris prepares to leave again, his young bride says to him: "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Morris." Morris, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says: "You mean I was here already?" __________________ The only thing you really kknow about me is... That's ALL you'll ever know!
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