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**MaryJane** · 06-11-05, 01:44 PM

By the time John pulled into the little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded to the last hotel manager. "Or just a bed. I don't really care where. I'm completely exhausted."

"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant," admitted the manager, "And I'm sure he would be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained all week. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you."

"No problem," the tired traveler assured him. "I'll take it."

The next morning John came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. The manager asked him how he survived.

"Never better," John said.

The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?"

"Nope. I shut him up in no time," John said.

"How'd you manage that?" the manager asked.

"He was already in bed, snoring away when I came in the room," John said. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Good night, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."

Hudson · 06-11-05, 02:34 PM

AHahahahahh

***Michael*** · 06-11-05, 04:25 PM

zpejder · 06-11-05, 05:18 PM

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**AlphaAlien** · 06-11-05, 10:19 PM

Skinnylegs · 06-11-05, 11:26 PM

Great stuff, MJ!

**peteross** · 06-12-05, 05:11 PM

***BadKharma*** · 06-13-05, 12:53 AM

...........thats a good one, when I was working as a Paramedic to cure one bad snorer we hosed his nostril with anaesthetic then nasaly intubaed him quiet as a church mouse after that

VeraBlue · 06-13-05, 08:01 PM

06-11-05, 01:44 PM	#1
MaryJane TeaBagged I own you Join Date: Wed Apr 2005 Location: Tennessee Posts: 3,283	The Double Room By the time John pulled into the little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded to the last hotel manager. "Or just a bed. I don't really care where. I'm completely exhausted." "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant," admitted the manager, "And I'm sure he would be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained all week. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you." "No problem," the tired traveler assured him. "I'll take it." The next morning John came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. The manager asked him how he survived. "Never better," John said. The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?" "Nope. I shut him up in no time," John said. "How'd you manage that?" the manager asked. "He was already in bed, snoring away when I came in the room," John said. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Good night, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me." __________________ Offline Jan 12th - Feb 12th [IMG]http://chaoticmess.cjb**/images/banner-MJ-animated.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://chaoticmess.cjb/images/sfb.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://image.onlyfreehosting**/uploads/internet_explorer_user.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://image.onlyfreehosting**/uploads/gmail_minisig.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://image.onlyfreehosting****/uploads/xp_minisig.jpg[/IMG]
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